And... well, you get the idea.
I shouldn't settle down at the keyboard when I've had a few ales late at night and expect the Lord of Wit to be at my elbow.
So apologies for that.
It was 'real' though.
And at least I thought it was Cyril Connelly who said that stuff about happiness writing white. He quite possibly did but he wasn't the only one.
Maybe that's why I can't write much at the moment: I'm too happy.