Some dude at estate agents Haart, of 'Haart... is where your home is' 'fame', clearly thinks it is a good idea to enliven the property descriptions in my local paper with a soupcon of 'wit'. At least I think that's what it's supposed to be.
Or possibly OF the art?
Only to someone who previously lived in a hole.
Nope, sorry. What?
Aha! Plain English. Welcome, do come in. We have missed you.