Monday, February 05, 2007
Not a brothel. Got that?
So there you are, living in an enviable Queen Anne-style house on one of Soho's more salubrious side streets when there's a knock at your door. You open it to a strange man.
MAN: "Mistress Domina?"
YOU: "You what mate?"
MAN: "Er, Mistress... it's not is it?"
YOU: "No it ruddy isn't."
Several hundred similar knocks on the door later... a sturdy sign to let all and sundry know.
Don't suppose it helps the house price much.
I see comedian Dave Gorman has beaten me to this one.
And he's got loads of comments too.