Monday, February 05, 2007

Not a brothel. Got that?



So there you are, living in an enviable Queen Anne-style house on one of Soho's more salubrious side streets when there's a knock at your door. You open it to a strange man.

MAN: "Mistress Domina?"

YOU: "You what mate?"

MAN: "Er, Mistress... it's not is it?"

YOU: "No it ruddy isn't."

Several hundred similar knocks on the door later... a sturdy sign to let all and sundry know.

Don't suppose it helps the house price much.

UPDATE 23.02.07.:
I see comedian Dave Gorman has beaten me to this one.
And he's got loads of comments too.

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