Tuesday, November 28, 2006

We can sleep safe in our beds

Good news for residents on Anglesey in North Wales. It looks like the local cops are cracking down on lavatorial naughtiness in a big way.

Figures just in show that assaults on hand dryers are down 47%, toilet roll stuffed down the bog has been reduced by a third and the average depth of piss on the floor is now less than two inches.

Great work guys!


AngryMan said...

Do you think they're using the cop from The Village People?

Martin said...

Highly likely. No doubt with truncheon in hand.