Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Hair and golf. Naturally
ROBIN: Holy cumshots Batman! Look at this fantastic new hair treatment.
BATMAN: It appears to be a remarkable advance for medical science Boy Wonder.
ROBIN: It sure does. Check out the thickness of his re-growth.
BATMAN: Notice too my youthful partner in crime, how his sideburns have also extended.
ROBIN: Zowie! And hey, what's that on his upper lip?
BATMAN: Yes, most curious.
ROBIN: Suffering anuses! It's a moustache!
BATMAN: Extraordinary. The beginnings of upper lip growth can clearly be seen.
ROBIN: But Batman, why in satan's name is he playing golf?
BATMAN: That is a mystery that even my great powers cannot solve, boy... friend... wonder. Boy Wonder.
ROBIN: Cocks alive!