Friday, November 10, 2006

Cough, splutter!



I thought health warnings on fag packets were supposed to say stuff like 'this will harm you, do not smoke unless you want to die in agony with your lungs full of shit'.
But it seems that these days Marlboro only want to speak to people with a BSc in Chemistry as I doubt very much whether your average 14 year-old on a council estate knows their hydrogen cyanide from their elbow.
Ah, unless this is some sort of vile Darwinistic ploy to kill off the thickies by using big words that they don't understand thus removing their genes from the gene pool and furthering the development of the 'ubermenschen'.

Hmm, cunning.

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